Or if you hate minimally worded posts with a high volume of pictures (and a dash of sarcasm) then you should find some new reading material.
|my breakfast staple...baked oatmeal with fresh fruit |
|ballerina in training.|
|I scoff at fast food most of the time, but do yourself a favor...|
get in the car, drive to taco time, and get the crunchy shell taco
with no meat.
add so much hot sauce you might die.
you can thank me later.
|the thing that gets me through most days.|
my life is sad.
|3 sick kids= 6 pillow pets, 5 blankets, and 46983 movies.|
|my guilty pleasure. |
|my new living room arrangement. |
hello huge faces of my children.
|I love craigslist Portland.|
'classy boob light.'
yep, that's classy alright.
|some days I have help doing my hair.|
note to self: do makeup before posting a picture.
|he fell asleep on the floor.|
there was no sleeping that night.
ps: I think he looks like dawson in this picture.
|same seller. different ad.|
|one day...the sun was shining. |
so beckham and I drove.
and rocked out to good charlotte.
|the kids are so happy to have their friend sophie back for |
a few months.
|at the park.|
|on Saturdays I let the kids dress themselves.|
against my better judgment.
|7 years bad what?|
also, get some windex.
|after said 'procedure' my sweet friend laura (who also tended|
my children ALL day) brought me dinner.
and the biggest box of jr. mints I've ever seen.
she's a saint.
ps: they are almost gone.
|someone has a loose tooth.|
|a picture of 'mom' by beckham.|
|every now and then I have to tackle him and force him into a kiss.|
to which he replies, 'ewwww. grossy.'
I hope he always thinks that about kissing.
|are my children the only ones that trade in their full size pillow for one the size|
of a square of toilet paper?
and then wear their socks on their hands to sleep?
|abbey has been going everywhere with us lately.|
|sometimes when the weather is awful, I get desperate.|
and paint in my entryway.
don't tell my landlord.